It’s been a while since we last heard anything from the highly talented Jack’s Attic, so it came with great pleasure this weekend to find that they’re finally gearing up for their latest release, the awesome “8Bit13” bootleg resin figure! A variant of Jack’s previously release “Kill People” peg figure, the awesome mini Jason has been revived in a mix of purple and blue resin as a nod to 1989’s infamous Friday 13th videogame. Coming packed on vintage, repurposed Nintendo cartridges complete with authentic custom game labels and hang tags ready for display, the limited run of just 20 figures will be touching down in the Jack’s Attic store this coming Saturday, April 25th at Noon Eastern time for just $30 each plus shipping. To sweeten the deal even further, Jack will be including a scratch-off trading card with every order that gives purchasers the opportunity to win a one-of-a-kind “Bloody Gold” variant figure- what more could you want?!
“Someone messed up and set the cloner to 50%- so now we have a bunch of little clones running around!”
Following the release of Megantrann last month (read more here), 2bitHACK has revealed a return to his original bootleg, SUCKaws- this time in mini form! Standing at just 2.5″ (approximately half the size of the original), Mini SUCKaws features the familiar neon pink stormtrooper helmet and crossbones made famous by the Sucklord and KAWS, booted together into one awesome peg toy! Hand cast and painted in resin (progress shots below), the hilarious mini is available on the 2bitHACK store now for $20 plus shipping. Anyone interested in picking up the original SUCKaws, plus any of the 3 TRANNYformers, will be glad to know that they’re still available to purchase for just $40 each…
“Evil leader of the Decepticocks bent on stealing all the Gynergon from the TRANNYformer home world. Will the Autoballs be able to stop him?”
Following the release of Optimus Prima and Ultra Wagnus earlier this year, warped bootlegger 2 bit Hack is proud to present the first TRANNYformer villian- Megantrann! Hand cast and painted, the 4″ tall resin peg toy follows a similar aesthetic to his predecessors, featuring a mixture of bootleged toys, original sculpting and a rather unsettling bulge! Priced at $40 plus shipping, head over to the 2 bit Hack store and pick up yours now…
“The heroic Autoball TrannyFormers and their courageous leader, Optimus Prima, have departed their home world to travel across the megacosm — to the planet Earth — in search of Gynergon cubes. But there’s an evil new force in the universe, one willing to relentlessly pursue the Autoballs and claim the prize as their own, one not even the powerful Ultra Wangus seems capable of stopping: the evil Decepticocks, led by the maniacal Megantrann. And even when the battle is over, the galaxy-spanning adventures of the TrannyFormers will continue…”
Not content with just the one evil transvestite robot, 2 bit Hack is already gearing up for the release of Megantrann’s minions, Starscream and Skywarp! Both of these guys are going to need renaming before release, and 2 bit Hack is prepared to offer prizes to anyone who can come up with the goods! Just tweet your entry with the tag #TRANNYformers and be sure to keep track of his twitter feed (@The2bitHACK) for the results…
WARNING: Explicit Content!
Back after a two year break, Burt Banger, The Crystal Pharoah, and Rusty Grillz have recently dropped the sixth episode of their on-going viral series, the Microsexuals. Featuring a mixture of old and bootlegged toys courtesy of the mighty Sucklord, the hilarious stop motion comedy tells the tale of Levar, Stevan, Julian, and Lance on their journey to stardom. Playing out like a homo-erotic take on Robot Chicken, we warn you now- the Microsexuals are definitely not for the easily offended!
Episode 6 THE PITCH: “The Champagne cork isn’t the only thing popping off this New Year!” – The fantabulous foursome are back! THE MICROSEXUALS return for their raunchiest and most ambitious Episode yet: THE PITCH
When we last left our Fantastic molecule dwelling robots, they had just been “Scouted” by the Famous Reality Show Producer, LUBE JOHNSON. Watch what happens as the slick talking hustler sells them on his grand vision to turn them into STARS! Hilarity and nausea ensue as he lays out his grand vision and submits them to the Makeover machine known as JARC MAKEUPS. Will our heroes remain true to themselves, or will the glare of the spotlight change them forever?
To coincide with the long awaited return, character and prop designer, the Sucklord, has released toys of the show’s four main characters in his miniature suck-peg style. Priced at $60 each, the limited edition figures come blister packed and are available to purchase from the Sucklord’s SUCKStore now.